New ISIS ‘Kill’ List Claims To Target Thousands Of Americans

In their latest effort to convince people that they are representatives of a peaceful and rational ideological system, an Islamic State “hacking group” issued a list of 8,318 people it wants to kill, 7,848 of whom are Americans. Apparently a whole lot of these people are just regular schmoes. But the list isn’t given, so you can’t look up your own name and decide whether to:

1. Wet yourself in fear that you’re on it
2. Feel offended that you’re not.