Years back I lived kinda near San Francisco. I didn’t visit the city too often, however. Sure, it was a beautiful place full of interesting stuff… but it was loaded to the gills with bums and scumbags and hippies and other associated ruiners-of-civilization. For example:

Three-Story-Tall Lamp Post Collapses Onto Occupied Car, Urine To Blame

In short, dogs, drunks and bums whizzed on this pole often enough to have corroded the base so that it toppled over and whanged a car.