REVEALED: The signs and symbols burglars are using to mark YOUR home before breaking in

A police department in a town with the unlikely name of “Lanarkshire” has posted a handy guide to the marks that criminals are going to leave on *your* property, right before they break in, steal your stuff and kill you:

Assuming that this is in fact a real thing, it opens up a number of questions:

1) Why not just label your *own* home as “too risky” or “nothing worth stealing” preemptively?

2) Why not label your despised neighbors house as “vulnerable” or “good target?”

3) Why not label your *own* home as “vulnerable” if you are looking for some excitement, adventure and donor organs?