Apr 122015
 

Huh. Saudi Mufti Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah has declared that it is permissible for a husband to eat his wife, or perhaps just parts of her, if he is “afflicted with severe hunger.”

So, y’know… there’s that.

Umm, ladies, serious question: if you are considering moving over there, or converting in… errr… WHY???!?!

BTW – the Abdul in question is his winner right here:

مفتي السعودية يبيح أكل الرجل لزوجته بحال الجوع الشديد

Who wants to bet that if we could strip the Mask Of The Moron off this guy, we’d find Loki smirking in there? That seems abut as likely an explanation as any to explain the sort of insane gibberish that comes from that region.. Hell, I’d kinda *prefer* if it turns out that certain Surt-worshiping cults turned out to be just a long form gag by a trickster god looking to pull one over on the dim-witted Midgardians.

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