Is the universe on the brink of collapse? Study says catastrophic event is ‘imminent’

Holy crap! They said that the collapse of the universe is “imminent!” Did they really say that?

THE “catastrophic collapse” of the universe may be “imminent”, scientists have predicted.

Oh noez! Not “imminent!” I have stuff to do next week! What will human society do knowing that the universe could collapse at a moments notice? What would even be the point of waking up and goign to work? How long until civilization completely collapses?

In tens of billions of years – a relatively short time in cosmological terms – physicists claim the universe will soon stop expanding and collapse on itself, obliterating all matter as we know it.