Nov 232014
 

A quarter century ago I worked at a K-Mart. This was an era when they needed people to come in and work on Thanksgiving… but to get those people, they had to ask for volunteers. Did I volunteers? It was time and a half, so you damn betcha. This was also the era of the Cabbage Patch Doll, when shoppers would go feral if the Blue Light Special got anywhere near the toy department. One year we had two broken arms, one broken *femur* and one woman bit another woman on the inside of the thigh (try to imagine the dogpile that must have been responsible for *that*).

So… this movie trailer seems strangely familiar…

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 Posted by at 8:48 pm