The jokes just write themselves

humor

May 082009

When you couple an amusingly bizarre story with invented outrage, and pile on a heaping helping of unfortunate names, the result is comedy gold.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2009/05/07/9387616-cp.html

Giovanni Iuliani isn’t laughing about an ad campaign by Quebec’s biggest convenience store chain which features happy clowns meeting gruesome deaths in two separate ads.

One of Couche-Tard’s online ads has a multi-coloured clown giggling uncontrollably as he is hacked to pieces.

The other sees another clown just as ecstatic as he gets shredded to pieces by a mechanical saw and coming out the other end in the form of balloons and pieces of confetti.

Couche-Tard?

If’n ya wanna see the ads, they’re here: http://www.sloche.com/ . They’re bizarre, but chock full of win.

2 Responses to “The jokes just write themselves”

sferrin says:

May 9, 2009 at 12:09 pm

The guy is one letter away from an epic name.
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