Aug 302014

Fort Hood shooter writes to ISIS leader, asks to become ‘citizen’ of Islamic State

Nidal Hasan, the Jihadi terrorist traitor who went on a shooting spree at Ft. Hood in 2009, deserves to get his wish. And then the Army can, in a joint mission with the USAF, load him into the payload shroud of a Minuteman III missile and send him to his new homeland.

I find it interesting how popular ISIS is becoming with westerners who want to go and joint the jihad. ISIS was booted out by Al Queda because they were excessively extreme and violent even by AQ standards. ISIS revels in creating and distributing videos showing them carrying out horrific acts of pure evil. And this makes them *more* popular with the jihadi-wannabes. This is, I believe, rather telling about the wannabes: there is something about them that makes them want *more* evil and violence.

 Posted by at 6:42 pm
  • mzungu

    Drop him off in Iraq, then drop a along bomb with it.

    • Anonymous

      Better yet just duct tape him to 2000lb JDAM.

      • allen

        nah strap a saddle on a MOAB let him ride it down.

        • purplbttrfli

          Why grant his wish of instant (and fairly painless) death? Cover him in honey and leave him just outside of a fire ant hill.

          • Anonymous
          • purplbttrfli

            Ohhhh…I like that. 😀

          • Anonymous

            Meh. While I understand the emotional need to dream up torturous deaths for scumbags like this, the fact is that most of these are cruelty without any particular gain. Come on, people, we’re in the 21st century now. We need to be more mature than this.

            What we could do is infect him with a horrible disease, but make sure that he himself is immune. A carrier of some horrifying plague that he can spread, but that the others infected cannot. Then drop him off in his new homeland. Preferably, before he gets dropped off he also gets some “Snake Pliskin” implants that will blow open his arteries if he tries to leaves ISISland. Make sure that the plague is something that takes a good while to kick in, say, two or three weeks. This will give him time to spread it far and wide before he is recognized as a carrier. But he *will* eventually be seen as a source of the plague. Then, after a period of a month or so, disappear him. But don’t let it be know that he has been disappeared by the US, just that he has disappeared.Then at random points, drop rumors here and there of his making an appearance… followed by more outbreaks.

            When he is disappeared, he can be simply dumped into a tank of sulfuric acid. But perhaps a more interesting approach would be to keep him in a seriously drugged stupor, perhaps with constant psychological tinkering. When it’s time to sow a little chaos, drop him down to the ground, where he will wander crazily and scream about the monsters. And then he vanishes again, followed by the plague.

            Sure, we can kill him. Sure, we can torture him to death. But in so doing, we will simply give him what he wants. Remember, he’s a death worshipper. By killing him, we turn him into a martyr in his own eyes and in the eyes of those who agree with him. But by turning him into a plague carrier, we turn him into what can be easily seen as a tool of supernatural vengeance. Convert him from a hero into a source of terror for those who agree with his ideology. Turn him into a myth.

          • Anonymous

            A modern day version of al-Muqanna–Hakim, of Borges fame


  • Herp McDerp

    This is, of course, simply a bizarre coincidence. After all, the Fort Hood unpleasantness was just another case of “workplace violence.”

  • Brianna

    Watching officialdom play see-no-evil and hear-no-evil with this guy on the subject of his motives would be amusing, if it weren’t so terrifying.

  • Rick

    wouldn’t this just about be a “confession” that his action was a deliberate act of treason in support of an anti-American force?