Mar 312014

Ukraine’s Darth Vader bids to lead nation to the dark side

The Ukraine Internet Party has nominated Darth Vader to run for President of Ukraine. Sure, why not.

A Google translation of the UIP’s page about this says:

“I am ready to take responsibility for the fate of the state if countrymen will have me such a high honor. Only I can make out of the republic – the empire to return to its former power, lost territory and pride in the country “- said the Lord of the Sith Darth Vader .

Sure, why not.


 Posted by at 12:19 pm
  • B-Sabre

    Darth Vader: [Jedi hand-wave] “This is not the peninsula you want to annex…”
    Putin: “…This is not the peninsula I want to annex…”
    Darth Vader: “You want to annex Florida…”
    Putin: “I want to annex Florida…”

    • Anonymous

      Nah, that’s not how that would go.
      Putin regards Vader as an amateur