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Ukraine’s Darth Vader bids to lead nation to the dark side

The Ukraine Internet Party has nominated Darth Vader to run for President of Ukraine. Sure, why not.

A Google translation of the UIP’s page about this says:

“I am ready to take responsibility for the fate of the state if countrymen will have me such a high honor. Only I can make out of the republic – the empire to return to its former power, lost territory and pride in the country “- said the Lord of the Sith Darth Vader .

Sure, why not.

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