Available on Amazon:

Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant – 55 Gallon

What are you going to do with all this lube?! Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum! With its superb formula you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials. Easily washes away with warm water and mild soap. You may never run out of lube again! Size: 55 gallons. Note: Includes pump. Ships via freight due to weight limit.

Ummm… yeah.

 

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How, you may reasonably ask, did I stumble across this? Naturally enough… it was in the “customers who bought this also bought…” section for:

Jurassic-Sized Parasaurolopus Dinosaur Statue

 

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Which I found from

Canned Unicorn Meat

 

 

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Which I found several steps after searching for what I was actually after:

Uranium Ore

 

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So… yeah.