A few McDonalds commercials from distant lands… and the lessons they can teach Americans.
1) Egyptian McDonalds commercial
The Lesson: violence against women is not only fun, its profitable!
2) Japanese McDonald commercial
The Lesson: there’s something really wrong with the Japanese. Maybe it’s the radiation. Maybe it’s the toxic blowfish surprise. Whatever it is, it’s made Japan the leader in the production of weird shit since 1952. For another example, look on this, ye mighty, and despair.
3) Korean McDonalds Commercial
The Lesson: Korean chicks are hot.
4) Israeli McDonalds commercial
The Lesson: Nothing sells product like eternal damnation.
5) German McDonalds commercial
The Lesson: Germans are efficient. McDonalds will annex your hunger! Achtung blitzkrieg!!
6) Swedish McDonalds commercials
The Lesson: The Japanese have competition as the masters of weird.
7) Turkish McDonalds commercial
The Lesson: From now on, when you think of Turkey, you’ll think of fun!
8 ) Russian McDonalds commercial
The Lesson: The love of overpriced coffee with polonium 210 is universal!
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>The Lesson: Germans are efficient. McDonalds will annex your hunger
the text say “I love it” and yes we Germans love McDonalds
as Blitzkrieg against our Hunger 😉
and we love Burgerking and KFC too…
Forgive me Michel and all for the garbled syntax but I recall it was:
“Ein (holding up your THUMB because your “first” finger means two, I learned that ordering Beer of course Grosseburger mit Pom Fritz” :o)
(And Korean chicks ARE hot ;o)
Randy
> and we love Burgerking and KFC too…
Everybody says they hate America and American corporations, but man do they flock to our food…
Once again, really diggin’ your style.
Japanese ARE weird, Koreans ARE hot, and Germans seem to have become harmless efficianados (not saying they’re wimps, just calmer)!
> Once again, really diggin’ your style.
Thanks! Tell all your friends. Especially the ones with *money.*
> Germans seem to have become harmless
Same thing happened to the Kzinti. A weeding out of those most willing to scream and leap. Heck, at current rates, in a hundred years the Gazans will be the most placid schmoes on the planet.
KFC They put somethin’ in it that makes you want more!!!