…vote for this guy.
Vermin Supreme
Vermin Love Supreme[1] (born June 1961) is an American performance artist, anarchist and activist who is known for running as an alternative candidate in various local, state, and national elections in the United States.[2][3][4] Supreme is known for wearing a boot shaped hat and carrying a large toothbrush.[5] He claims that if elected President of the United States, he will pass a law requiring people to brush their teeth.[6][7][8][2] He also campaigned in 2012 on a platform of zombie apocalypse awareness and time travel research,[9] and he promises a free pony for every American.[10] Supreme claims to mock the political system.[11][2] In 2011, he participated in the ongoing Occupy Boston protests.[12]
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December 19, 2011: He participated in the Lesser-Known Democratic Candidates Presidential Forum and “glitterbombed” fellow candidate Randall Terry, claiming that Jesus told him to turn Terry gay.
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Compared to Obama, Vermin is downright statesmanlike.
