Sep 282011
 

Iran planning to send ships near U.S. waters

The DoD is stated to have not had a public reaction to the announcement that the Iranian navy is going to send military ships to the east coast of the US, in response to the US having ships in the Persian Gulf. Personally I hope the DoD doesn’t react *at* *all.* Just ignore ’em.

But I do also hope that someone like Donald Trump *does* react. Not angrily, but to recognize this as a business opportunity. Follow the Iranian ship around with a chartered cruise ship. Turn it into a floating party. With blackjack. And hookers.

 Posted by at 9:51 am

  2 Responses to “What could *possibly* go wrong??”

  1. And nude girls on the fo’c’s’le just so they can’t steer properly…

    🙂

  2. I’m expecting whatever twenty something kids in whatever Los Angeles or Seawolf following it to do a high speed run and fire some air- blanks at flank speed to give their sonar operator a stroke.

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