As part of the beatification process of Unarmed Teenager Mike “let’s try to take a cops gun” Brown, a few of his supporters wanted to have a fireworks display.
Sources close to the investigation were uncertain whether the men had the capability to carry out the plans, although the two allegedly did buy what they thought was a pipe bomb in an undercover law enforcement sting.
The men wanted to acquire two more bombs, the sources said, but could not afford to do it until one suspect’s girlfriend’s Electronic Benefit Transfer card was replenished.
Extra points: the two New Black Panther geniuses… one is named Muhammad, the other Ali. Float like a butterfly, sting like a mentally retarded stinkbug what thinks it’s a bee.
In a world full of Surt worshiping wackos, it’s nice to know that so many of them have almost no ability to think strategically.
What’s more: one of ’em is one of those “sovereign citizen” goobers, and was on the receiving end of a tazer in 2013 when he refused to pay taxes on a purchase he made at a gas station. His reason? Apparently he thinks he’s a “Moorish national” and that that means he has the right to not be taxed.
And in other Incompetency News, there’s THIS.