When trying to decide what the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard was, there are so many choices it becomes virtually impossible. Some sort of ranking system is required; a moderately dumb thing said by a smart person is therefore stupider than a really dumb thing said by a really dumb person. Because the smart person should know better, while the dumb person may not be able to proces the difference between a smart/correct comment and a dumb/wrong comment.
Real stupidity is when smart people say things that are not just dumb, but self-evidently dumb and factually wrong.
Today on the History Channel I heard something so mind-snappingly stupid, coming from someone clearly not *that* stupid, that it rocketed to the top of my list. The TV was on basically for background noise, and was playing some “documentary” about ancient aliens. There was some blather about some region in norther Mexico where things like radios and compasses don’t work right (but I noticed that the video cameras shooting the place seemed to function just fine), and how this is due to some magnetic field or other. And then came the moment: this idjit right here opened his trap and said something so dumb I felt my IQ drop several points.
Paraphrasing, his claim was that 10,000 years ago, the aliens that visited Earth did not have highways to follow, so they would use major magnetic anomalies to find their way from place to place across the surface of the Earth.
Really?
REALLY???
So… aliens that can traverse the lightyears use magnetic anomalies for navigation… but haven’t figured out how to look out a window and check the coastlines against a map?
The same “argument” has been used as an explanation for the lines and illustrations on the Nazca plateau…that these are navigational aids for ancient flying saucers. Now, assuming the space buddies somehow *didn’t* have their own shockingly advanced version of GPS in Earth orbit, how exactly are a couple of magnetic smudges or tracks in the dirt a better navigational system than mountains, coastlines, rivers and lakes?
The question I have is “are these people who are smart enough to dress themselves, get on TV and write books so stupid as to believe this rubbish, or are they simply smart enough to invent this rubbish and smarter still to know how to use this clearly stupid rubbish to get money out of large numbers of people who are in fact stupid enough to believe this rubbish?
My large suspicion is that most of the people you see actively and publicly pushing monumentally and self-evidently stupid ideas like “9/11 was an inside job” or “flying saucer navigators are morons with nothing more than a compass” or “evolution/capitalism are about to fail” don’t actually believe that nonsense. Instead, they’ve found a way to make money from the gullibility of others. Basically, if it wasn’t for their current “dumb idea” business plan, they’d be out trying to sell air conditioners to polar bears, or televangelists or politicians. But the disturbing thing is that there is a sufficiently large number of the trying ill-informed and/or non-thinking that these yahoos can make a pretty good living of of ’em.