Then here is a list of words you can use on social media that will grab the attention of Homeland Security. Maybe you can find a new friend!

Dept. of Homeland Security Forced to Release List of Keywords Used to Monitor Social Networking Sites

Drill! Crash! Cops! Facility! Recall! Cloud! Wave! AMTRAK! Smart! Mexico! Ice! Hail! Snow!

 

Fake documentaries have been around forever. Fake documentaries about truly wacky stuff are rarer, and making them truly believable, rarer still. With the advent of affordable and quality computer graphics, more and more fictional presentations are tricking people to believe in fictional stuff. One of the more recent examples of this are two “mockumentaries” on Animal Planet that purport to show evidence of the existence of mermaids. The evidence is convincingly presented in the form of supposed YouTube videos, everything from crappy cell phone vids to video from remotely operated subs to the inevitable government conspiracy videos.

But it’s still fake. And it seems to be irritating marine biologists.

No, Mermaids Do Not Exist

This week, Animal Planet aired two fake documentaries claiming to show scientific evidence of mermaids. I say “fake documentaries” because that’s exactly what The Body Found and The New Evidence are. The “scientists” interviewed in the show are actors, and there’s a brief disclaimer during the end credits. … It is, after all, airing on a network that claims to focus on educating viewers about the natural world. “The Body Found” was rightfully described “the rotting carcass of science television,” and I was shocked to see Animal Planet air a sequel.

The author of the piece goes on to give reasons why promoting “mermaids are real” is a bad idea, mostly revolving around the notion that the ocean and its resources are in trouble. But there is a more fundamental issue: convincing people to believe in stuff that simply doesn’t exist is bad for society as a whole. Mermaids,  “ghost hunters,” “ancient aliens,” “Nazi flying saucers,” “bigfoot hunters,” “pet psychics (or *any* psychics),” and all the rest of it are all based on wishful thinking rather than facts and critical thinking. By promoting such things as worthwhile endeavors, the producers are promoting a worldview where it’s ok and common to believe *anything* so long as it’s interesting or entertaining. Given how readily so many people will believe in utter rubbish anyway – faith healing, “intelligent design,” belief that vaccines cause autism, collectivism, so on – promoting a lack of skepticism will only make things *worse.*

An upside might be that when people realize that “Mermaids” and others are just fictional BS, maybe they’ll realize how easily they can be tricked, and will be more skeptical going forward. But history does not really support that thin hope.

A 73-year-old feller with dementia went missing for 14 hours in Maine. A news crew was setting up a live shot to cover the story… when the feller walks right on up to them. The “heeeey, waaaiiit a minute, that guy looks familiar” look on the reporters face in the video is spectacular.

Missing man found, walks up to WMTW News 8 crew

 

 

Yikes:

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The fellers who filmed this were able to survive being inside a tornado because they were in this:

The Tornado Intercept Vehicle 2 (TIV2) is not only armor plated and weighs 14,000 pounds, it also has spikes that shoot into the ground and anchor it. One presumes that if it didn’t before, it now has a special compartment for spare unerwear.

Do You Believe? Holy image appears behind child battling leukemia

In short: a photo of a kid with cancer appears to show an apparition behind said child. People flacking the story assume that the apparition is Mary, of tortilla and burnt toast fame.

 

Now, the skeptical among you might be tempted to think that this is simply the result of a double exposure, either accidentally or via chicanery, such as has been done many, many times in the long sad history of spirit photography. However, any of you with an ounce of faith will recognize that this is in fact an fylgja, thus proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that Odin is  Allfather.

Seems to me it’s a message to the Norse world to pick up a hammer, a sword, a spear and go lay a beatdown on the stupid, strong unteachable monsters.

In the early 1960′s, NASA wanted the Nova rocket: a launch system capable of orbiting around one million pounds. The primary missions included manned lunar and Mars missions, space station launches, that sort of thing. But other missions were contemplated, including military missions. Information on these military missions is pretty lean. This is most likely due to the fact that Nova was a NASA project with minimal DoD input… thus there would have been minimal actual work done on military launch planning for Nova. Nevertheless, a few snippets of military Nova data have come to light from time to time.

A General Dynamics/Astronautics presentation to NASA in August 1963 had a few paragraphs and a few charts discussing military missions. Sadly there was little more; it is impossible to determine if these concepts were actually requested by NASA or not, and whether these ideas went any further. BAMBI (BAllistic Missile Boost Intercept), an anti-missile satellite system, was studied by General Dynamics at the same time as Nova, and has largely remained classified (or at least, little has been made public). Like the anti-missile satellites studied during the SDI program of the 1980′s, for BAMBI to have had a chance of success at taking out a massed Soviet ICBM strike, a large number of the satellites would be needed. In the NOVA presentation, 14 million pounds worth of satellites  – each weighing 4,000 pounds – were claimed as needed. In this case, launching 3,500 or so satellites would be a chore that Nova could handle easier than much smaller launch vehicles.

More unconventionally, Nova was also proposed as a logistics transport. In this case, it could be used to chuck a capsule across the planet sub-orbitally… a capsule with 2.5 million pounds of payload. Additionally, Nova could put a 1 million pound capsule into orbit; the capsule would de-orbit itself and land to disgorge infantry. Orbital systems were in a way prefered, as orbital systems meant that the Nova itself would go into orbit. This meant that the Nova could de-orbit on command an return to Earth at convenient locations for recovery; ballistic lobs would essentially throw the Nova away. The orbital capsule was at least illustrated with a drawing.

Finally, Nova could be used to launch offensive weapons. One million pounds were the weights given, so presumably these were meant to go into orbit. The weapons loads were remarkable, and more than a little spooky:

  • 10,000 megatons worth of nukes (speculation: 10,000 one-megaton warheads)
  • Enough chemical weapons to kill everyone in a 1,000 square mile region
  • Enough biological weaponry to kill everyone in a 1,000,000 square mile region.

Note… these weapons loads are for a single launch.

Not provide in the presentation – or anywhere else that I’ve seen – is NASAs reaction to the idea of using their rocket to launch a million square miles worth of biological horror.

military nova

 

Stockholm is on fire (guess why):

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Stockholm riots spread south on fourth night

Short form: Sweden has a serious unemployment problem… 25% of those under 25 have no job. And yet they have a large number of immigrants who brought nothing to the table, yet demand welfare benefits. This is a problem, but it’s a problem with a straightforward, obvious and humane solution: mass deportations.

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And in other news, the British legal system has decided that ignorance of the law *IS* an excuse.

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And in further other news, it seems a few Brits were upset about a soldier being butchered in the street.

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I suspect Ambassador Kosh’s response – “In fire” – might come true sooner rather than later. English skinheads might decide that Now’s The Time.

British soldier hacked to death in suspected Islamist attack

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Yesterday a friend of mine mentioned that she had gone into a store that was playing the song “Those Were The Days” by Mary Hopkin, and that the song had become lodged in her head. Because this is what one does, I looked up the song on Wikipedia. Of all the factoids the article has, by far the most bizarre was this:

On Christmas 1975, the President of Equatorial Guinea, Francisco Macías Nguema, had 150 alleged coup plotters executed in the national stadium while a band played Those Were the Days.

Errrr…….

The Wiki article  on Nguema has a little more info:

During Christmas of 1975 he ordered about 150 of his opponents killed. Soldiers dressed up in Santa Claus costumes executed them by shooting at the football stadium in Malabo, while amplifiers were playing Mary Hopkin’s “Those Were the Days”.

Errrr…..

Africa seems to be the place to be if you are a weirdo-bizarre nut with delusions of divinity. In the US, the best you can do is sic the IRS on your political opponents.

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If you are the captain of a US Navy ship, this is the sort of bridge audio recording you do *not* want anywhere near your career:

 

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