Jun 052023
 

I don’t watch soccer, but I understand that a lot of games end with scores easily counted on one junior high shop teachers hand. So “12” seems like a lot, especially when it’s twelve to zero.

Former US Women’s Soccer players lose 12-0 to a bunch of older British dudes in 40 minutes

 

Anyway, we need more sportsball games pitting professional men vs professional women. Given that womens sports are being invaded and taken over by males, might as well.

 Posted by at 11:04 pm
Jun 032023
 

It’s been long enough that “Dr. House” *could* make a comeback (he *might* be getting out of prison about now…). Saddling him with Dr. Murphy could be entertaining as hell. Will it happen? No, it’s about as likely as Disney making a good Star Wars movie. But it’s fun to think about.

 

 Posted by at 5:17 pm
May 262023
 

Funny, though:

A soundproof, breathable device to silence your baby’s cries during long flights and movie nights.

https://babymute.com/

The Baby Mute is a must-have for any parent who wants to enjoy long flights or movie nights without the distraction of their baby’s cries.
With Baby Mute, you can relax and enjoy your favorite movies or TV shows without having to worry about your baby’s cries disturbing others.

Heh.

No, it’s not real. If the clearly non-functional rendering above doesn’t give it away, perhaps some of the people supposedly involved will… Dr. York Hunt and Dr. Michael Lit, for example. And the little detail that when you click on the “Order” button it takes you to a page where you can order a prank package.

But dayum, if such a product were to exist and work as advertised… the ability to strap it onto a screaming child on a bus, airplane or in a restaurant, or to use it on a babbling infantile politician? I’ll take a dozen.

 Posted by at 10:14 pm
May 182023
 

If this doesn’t put a smile on your face… you and I are not the same.

Ex-Biden Nuclear Official Sam Brinton Arrested As ‘Fugitive From Justice’

 

Now looking for similar headlines with names such as “Swalwell,” “Schiff,” “Biden,” “Pelosi,” And “No, that other Biden.”

 Posted by at 4:44 pm
May 172023
 

I know, I’m shocked too. It was well made, well acted and actually entertaining and *funny.* Not being a D&D aficionado, I don’t know if they did the lore justice, but I found it an adequately good movie. Certainly vastly better than the flick twenty-some years ago, and not as gawd-awful as the producers had promised it would be. Yeah, there’s some The Message casting going on, but that’s hard to get away from these days.

 Posted by at 6:38 am