Oct 042022
 

Go die for Putin. Receive fish.

Families of conscripted Russians on Sakhalin Island are promised fish

Bonus: According to the translation of the interviews below, conscripts are being given a “machine gun” (presumably an AK-47 or AK-74), “four rounds and a knife.” Way to build morale, Vlad.

 Posted by at 10:25 pm
Oct 032022
 

Bruce Willis, now famous for aphasia wiping out his ability to communicate and to act, has a new source of income:

Bruce Willis Signs Deal to Get Deepfaked Into Future Movies

The same company that bought the rights has previously added a Deepfaked Willis to TV commercials for a Russian phone company (before The War, of course). The results are… minimal:

It seems that the new agreement is based on “Die Hard” and The Fifth Element” era Bruce Willis… back when he had hair. Is this a good thing, or a bad thing? Well… it’s an inevitable thing, so it’s probably a good thing that we’re getting a precedent of a *living* actor signing up for this while they can do so willingly, and get paid for it. Soon there will probably be money to be made for regular folks to sit in a scanner and go through a range of motions and emotions and sell their Deepfake rights for X amount and Y royalties. Just the way it’s gonna be, I suppose, along with AI-created entirely original “human” actors. One presumed benefit will be a mangling of “celebrity culture,” since celebrities won’t be real people anymore. Some might argue that political campaigns will be able to Deepfake support from digital celebrities… but considering how consistently *stupid* celebrities are about politics anyway, it could hardly be worse. Will anyone *really* care what Marilyn Monrobot has to say about the 2028 Presidential campaign?

Of course, the article includes hand-wringing:

That doesn’t bode well.

While this should help Willis and his family earn extra cash, it’s an ominous precedent. With an already golden legacy and a filmography dense with classics like “Die Hard,” “Pulp Fiction,” and “The Sixth Sense,” is this really how Willis should be drawing out the end of his career?

But for the sake of both actors and moviegoers: let’s not have our stars replaced by lifeless reconstructions.

Meh. To my knowledge, there are no Deepfaked actors in “The Rings Of Power,” and Amazon spent a *billion* dollars to crank out a lifeless reconstruction of a psuedo-Tolkein story. So a sequel to “The Fifth Element” with a Deepfaked Bruce Willis? At this point I’d be far more likely to be concerned about a crappilly written story than a bad digital actor.

 Posted by at 7:53 am
Oct 012022
 

“Optimus” is not exactly a Boston Dynamics masterpiece, but it’s certainly better than anything *I* could cobble together. Musk promises a ticket price of less than 20 grand. It’ll be interesting to see if U.S Robotics or NorthAm Robotics can match that.

 

 Posted by at 1:47 am
Sep 302022
 

I’ve always wondered how blind people in the US handle paper money. All our bills are the same size and are essentially featureless from a tactile sense. A $1 would be indistinguishable from a $20 or a $100 bill.

Technology to the rescue!

I suppose someone will get snippy about “mutilating” bills by adding braille bumps to them. But then, someone *always* gets offended by some damn thing or other. I can’t imagine it would be all that hard to add tactile features to bills. raised bumps might get squished over time, but braille punched-out dots seem workable. But embedded bumps are probably best.

 Posted by at 6:40 pm