Dec 192010
‘We’re out of your league’ Victoria’s Secret star warns ordinary blokes
A: Yes, we know. We *all* know.
B: Bite me, lady. Especially bite me for this:
“If you see me, or another model, in a bar wait until you are spoken too before you speak,” she orders.
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To each his own I guess, but that is one Mr. Ed looking ho.
Awfully cocky for a ‘gap-toothed’ beauty, hell if I wanted that? I could find plenty of gap-toothed beauties here in Arkansas! Bleh. Gap or no gap, wouldn’t touch a woman like that with a ten-foot pole.
Besides, I’m still holding out to find a woman who has a serious thing for rockets and airplanes.
I imagine she’s somewhat recognizable at restaurants, when she flosses with a peace of rope after dinner.
You could take her to a nice brew pub. Usually they like it when you pour Guinness in their feedbag.
She can suck the big one.
Everyone has to find a way to maintain their self-images. Hers is through attempts to control those around her. I hope she gets caught naked with an ugly midget.
The comments to the article were revealing.
Hm, A midget you say? We have one on our volunteer fire department, we should hatch a plan to kidnap him, strip him naked and fed-ex him to her and have paparazzi on standby to spin the story in the ‘proper’ direction.
Looking at her picture, all I can say is that I never realized that Alfred E. Neuman had a sister.