Plutonium went missing in San Antonio, but the government says nothing

Are you a small nation with big ambitions? Do you want to have your own nuclear weapons, but don’t have the industrial or scientific wherewithal to develop the reactor technology to produce plutonium? Well, good news! There’s an easier way!

Just stake out motels in high-crime neighborhoods and wait for idjits from the Department of Energy to park overnight and leave nuclear materials in the back seat of their rental car. Spoiler: smashy, smashy.