You want to go be an aid worker in a war zone? Knock yourself out. Want to drag your 16, 14 and 11-year-old children along? No. Screw you, buddy, that’s child endangerment.

Thousands of Iraqis have fled Mosul, but this American family moved in

Why, yes, God did tell them to do this thing. How’d you guess?

Further evidence of Teh Crazy:

“Our deal is that if there’s another family there, we can be there. Americans aren’t worth more than anyone else.”

Bite me.