And now you know:

Effects of Nuclear Explosions on Canned Foods

Spoiler alert: if your canned food was burst open by the blast, you’re probably not going to want to eat it. However, if the can wasn’t burst or split open… even if the can itself is roaringly radioactive, the food will be just fine to eat. Trust us! We’re the government! Everything is awesome!

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And because why not, here are some photos of Buttons, Raedthinn and Speedbump.