Oct 222014
 

Seems there’s more excitement up Ottawa way:

Multiple shooters reported in Canada attack

Apparently at least three separate shooting incidents, including *in* the Canadian National War Memorial on Parliament Hill. One Canadian soldier was apparently intentionally targeted. A gun battle of sorts in the Parliament Building itself. Multiple shooters, at least two, possibly three.

So… let the speculating begin! Who could be behind this?

  • Amish Extremists
  • Wisconsonite Invaders
  • Rampaging Racist Ferguson Cops
  • Justin Beiber
  • Michael Moore
  • Abradolf Lincler

UPDATE: CNN’s current chattering head keeps saying that there’s no evidence that this is Surt Worshipper Terrorism. But she also just said that the FBI is apparently going to a much higher level of readiness, due to “chatter.”

UPDATE 2: Looking more and more like there was just the one shooter. And who was he? He was one “Michael Zihaf Bibeau.” What dow we know about him so far? Guess. Go on, guess.

 Posted by at 9:40 am