Well, nobody local.

Man raises questions after carrying rifle into JC Penney

Short form: a guy does his shopping in a Riverdale, Utah, JC Penney with a pistol on his hip, an AR-15 on his back. Some people are disturbed, but nobody freaks out and calls the cops; the business doesn’t boot him out.

But then there’re the commenters on Fark, many of whom *do* freak out. A damned fine thread title, though…

Law-abiding citizen carries rifle into department store, minds own business, fails to murder anyone. It might take some effort, but we can all still feel threatened and outraged